GARY

Satirize with GARY token, a meme coin referencing a regulatory figure. We compile skits, security‑law jokes, and the community’s humorous take on SEC affairs.

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Created: 2026/05/29 16:29
Updated: 2026/06/05 17:54
Costco CEO promises the $1.50 hot dog isn’t going away: ‘The price will not change as long as I’m around’

Costco CEO promises the $1.50 hot dog isn’t going away: ‘The price will not change as long as I’m around’

Costco's $1.50 hot dog deal isn't going anywhere.

Author: Fortune
‘I can understand the, um, obesity here’: The World discovers American cuisine at the World Cup

‘I can understand the, um, obesity here’: The World discovers American cuisine at the World Cup

Principal Paul Barker serves lobster rolls to World Cup tourists at Pauli's sandwich shop in the North End of Boston, Wednesday, June 24, 2026.

Author: Fortune
Three dads started selling hats from a garage with $750—now they’ve sold $35 million worth, partnered with Gary Vee, and grown a community of fathers

Three dads started selling hats from a garage with $750—now they’ve sold $35 million worth, partnered with Gary Vee, and grown a community of fathers

What began as three friends—(left to right) Ejay O'Donnell, Bart Szaniewski, and Grant Eastey—talking about the struggles of fatherhood has evolved into Dad Gang

Author: Fortune
Dan Ives Is Out at Wedbush — Here’s What His New AI Bank Could Mean for Tech Investors

Dan Ives Is Out at Wedbush — Here’s What His New AI Bank Could Mean for Tech Investors

TLDR Dan Ives is leaving Wedbush Securities after eight years to start a new merchant bank The firm will combine research, advisory, capital raising, and investing

Author: Coincentral
Carosella & Associates Expands Bankruptcy Services for Pennsylvania Small Businesses

Carosella & Associates Expands Bankruptcy Services for Pennsylvania Small Businesses

Carosella & Associates assists small business owners with bankruptcy, Chapter 7, and Chapter 13 options. Experienced bankruptcy lawyers help navigate debt restructuring

Author: Citybuzz
Tesla (TSLA) Stock Climbs as Q2 Delivery Numbers Loom Thursday

Tesla (TSLA) Stock Climbs as Q2 Delivery Numbers Loom Thursday

Tesla (TSLA) stock surges 10.8% this week before Thursday's Q2 delivery report. Analysts expect 400K-466K vehicles with year-over-year growth anticipated. The post

Author: Blockonomi
SEC and CFTC crypto plans face new risk from Supreme Court ruling

SEC and CFTC crypto plans face new risk from Supreme Court ruling

On June 29, the US Supreme Court ruled that President Donald Trump had the authority to remove the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) Commissioner Rebecca Slaughter

Author: CryptoSlate
Two Lawsuits from the US: SEC Wins a Cryptocurrency Case, While a Lawsuit is Filed Against an Altcoin Listed on Binance!

Two Lawsuits from the US: SEC Wins a Cryptocurrency Case, While a Lawsuit is Filed Against an Altcoin Listed on Binance!

While the SEC won a lawsuit against the cryptocurrency platform, a lawsuit was filed against an altcoin listed on Binance. Continue Reading: Two Lawsuits from

Author: Bitcoinsistemi
Hyperscalers could end up resembling airlines—plagued by small margins, intense competition, and high expenses, AI skeptic warns

Hyperscalers could end up resembling airlines—plagued by small margins, intense competition, and high expenses, AI skeptic warns

A Digital Realty data center in Ashburn, Virginia, US, on Sunday, May 31, 2026.

Author: Fortune
How language A.I. transformed Bloomberg’s business—and may change yours too

How language A.I. transformed Bloomberg’s business—and may change yours too

An old version of the Bloomberg terminal, with its dedicated keyboard, seen here displaying graphs of financial data. Bloomberg is using natural language processing

Author: Fortune